Vacuum Cleaner Hose Sent to Different Area Codes.

Vacuum Cleaner Hoses are really nothing to get too excited about. Let’s face it, we’d all rather either play a round of golf, get a pedicure, or go out to a nice dinner instead of buying a new hose for your vacuum.

But despite the immeasurable instant-gratification you may receive from the other options, they won’t help you keep your house clean–except if you go out to eat for every meal and spend very little time at home so your house stays clean, but then you’d still get dust, so my argument remains valid.

litterally one tonWe’ve got tons of hose.

By tons, I mean a lot. And probably nowhere near a metric ton, honestly. But, still, a lot. For every manufacturer, for every model, for every machine, we’ve got the goods. Just swing over a take a peak at our selection.

I know, I know. The golf course still sounds like a better option. But sooner or later, if you don’t replace critical aspects of your machine, it’s going to break. Then you’re probably going to end up going to Walmart to buy a new machine off the shelf because you can’t afford to replace your expensive machine every few years. Then it’s going to snowball. Fix it now, seriously, because you don’t really want all of your money to be spent constantly replacing home appliances.

Save Some Bling, You Gangster.Make it rain kittens and cash

Would you drive your car without an oil change and wait for it to seize? I say that because I just went and got an oil change on my lunch break–I had a coupon, saved a bunch of money, blammo! We’ve got coupons too. (I’ll give you a hint, Google does a pretty good job of finding results for “PartsWarehouse Coupons,” but I didn’t tell you that) I realize your vacuum isn’t as expensive as a car, but the concept is the same: spend a few bucks on some hose, and you’ll save a lot of money in the future.

Here are Some Top Questions About Vacuum Cleaner Hoses that We’d Like to Cover; Just for You:

What does a Vacuum Cleaner Hose do?

Uh. It sucks things up.

Why Do I Need a Vacuum Hose?

erm… to suck things up?

How Do You Know If You Need a New Vacuum Hose?

If your vacuum hose is no longer sucking things up.

Where Do I Find a Wonderful New Vacuum Hose?

Why, we happen to know the answer to that:’s Vacuum Hose Page

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So if you’re in the market for a critical piece for your machine, we’ve got you covered. We also have a Facebook Page, and a Twitter Page so you can connect with us, and other people that really like to get down on cleaning. We’ve got cleaning tips, DIY projects, and Funny Pictures to keep you smiling throughout the day.

We also try to bury cultural references in our blog posts from time to time, because we like inside jokes, and you probably like inside jokes.





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